Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow. — Frank Delaney Copy Share Image
“They have small minds and giant backsides. Which is to say, what they lack in interiors they make up in posteriors.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it. — Ginger McCain Copy Share Image
Well, if you're talking about perfection, I'll show you the image of my backside. — Onew Copy Share Image
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine — David Lloyd Copy Share Image
The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten. — William H. Whyte Copy Share Image
So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. — Ludwig van Beethoven Copy Share Image
It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
You never look at the backside of a mirror because when you do, it'll affect your future because you're looking at yourself… — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
My artistic process involves pens, gesso, acrylic paint, and markers, all on vellum. I use a window painter's technique and paint on… — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
Prizes do not mean anything to me. I think it is more important to make a child aware of the existence of… — Hayao Miyazaki Copy Share Image
Right now I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do, 'cause I don't want to sit around on my backside all… — Joe Paterno Copy Share Image
“People should draw lessons from the past, but those who look constantly behind themselves will get nothing more than a sore neck… — Aaron Fletcher Copy Share Image
A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
To win the Kentucky Derby is the goal of every trainer, every hot-walker, every backside person. They may be just rubbing on… — Bob Lewis Copy Share Image
I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl — in fact, the only girl… — Damian Lewis Copy Share Image
It’s funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Both my parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose… — Mike Wallace Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Two years after my mother died, my father fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcée. He was eighty-four and she… — Marina Lewycka Copy Share Image
Cute? You think he's cute? What's cute about him? ... Well, yes. He's got that smile, that really bad boy smile, and… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
You know what we pride ourselves on that - although I wouldn't mind if my backside was a little smaller. But look… — Kate DeAraugo Copy Share Image
Rather than argue, Amanda smiled at him. “And then what will you do while your son or daughter is in charge of… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
God,' she cried, 'what is love? Man seeking his own head? The human head, so rented by misery that even the teeth… — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
There is my father whispering in my ear, Be still still still. And yet you change everything. What was the marsh like,… — Paul Harding Copy Share Image
As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and – you may say – its backside. — Pippa Middleton Copy Share Image
If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation--purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have… — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. And for my daughter,… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. — Helmut Krone Copy Share Image
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a… — Alan Sugar Copy Share Image
When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside. — Steve Bartlett Copy Share Image
Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm — Alan Brazil Copy Share Image
A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. — Hans Wegner Copy Share Image
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