Argument Quote by John F. Akers

“Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Winston Churchill: "Madame,i f you were my wife, I'd drink it!" (Exchange…

— Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

— Anonymous

Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!

— Psyche_Zeroh

“Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!" Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning." (Reported exchange…

— Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor

“Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade ball by…

— Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor

“(Exchange with Winston Churchill) Churchill explains that having a woman in Parliament was like having one intrude on him in the bathroom, to which…

— Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor

Lord Castlerosse was taken to task by Nancy Astor over the size of his stomach. 'What would you say if that was on a…

— Nigel Rees

You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the…

— Thomas Howes

“Why don't you come sober, Prime Minister? [The answer she gave to Churchill when he asked about what disguise he should wear to a…

— Nancy Astor

“Though she would never admit it to polite Society, Lady Georgette Thorold hated brandy almost as much as she hated husbands. So it was…

— Jennifer McQuiston

“The grandfather clock struck the half hour. She must be away. Glancing from Mama to Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Astor, she did the only…

— Rachel Hauck