Customs Quote by John Elder Robison
““When we pulled in, the customs officer looked in the back. The back of the wagon was filled with cases stenciled PINK FLOYD--LONDON. 'Got Pink Floyd in the back of the car, do you?' he asked. 'Righto, mate. We shrunk 'em and stuck 'em in fookin' boxes, we did,' said Nigel. Amazingly, the customs officer laughed and waved us through.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: The World According to John Elder Robison, 2012
A customs officer discovers hidden Pink Floyd records, but the absurdity of smuggling leads to a humorous, harmless encounter.
In simple terms: A funny story about smuggling music that ends with a laugh.
Don’t take illegal smuggling seriously; humor can defuse tension.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- touring musicians
- customs checks
- creative smuggling
- light‑hearted crime
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What would you do if caught with illegal goods?
- How can humor change a tense situation?
The story glosses over legal risks and the seriousness of customs violations.