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You know what I mean, I'm not Tom Cruise. I can act as long as the character happens to look and sound a lot…

— John Bishop

I'm the type of bloke who gets a flatpack cabinet from Ikea, puts it together without reading the instructions, then gets the drill out…

— John Bishop

We live on a two week cycle in our house so if I go away for two weeks, it's too long. And if I'm…

— John Bishop

There's no slowing down but I've got to be honest, I'm probably not going to learn French.

— John Bishop

I started at 34 and I didn't go full time until I was 40. When I say started, I mean the first time I…

— John Bishop

My kids get annoyed if you ask them what their GCSE results are.

— John Bishop

I didn't want to do comedic acting because I don't think I am very good at it.

— John Bishop

You can't pretend you're not part of the world that you come from.

— John Bishop

What I found absolutely the best thing about comedy is it's a little club. You find yourself part of this strange needy society of…

— John Bishop

Comedy is counseling.

— John Bishop

When I was 10 I had a bone disease called osteomyelitis; they said if they didn't operate, I had 24 hours to live.

— John Bishop

I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely…

— John Bishop