"I am writing to apply for the position……" — Joey Comeau
"I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back."
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32 Quotes by Joey Comeau
Joey Comeau has 32 quotes on this site.
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Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
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Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.
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Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled…
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Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)
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You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.
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We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for…
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Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold,…
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If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.
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Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.
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Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for…
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I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love,…
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And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure…
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