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“Sitting here in a bar with an asexual cyborg who is probably the only other normal person on the whole goddamned planet.” quote by Joe Haldeman — Download Open image

““Sitting here in a bar with an asexual cyborg who is probably the only other normal person on the whole goddamned planet.””

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