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“I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.” quote by Joe Bob Briggs — Download Open image

“I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.”

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