Quote by Jodi Picoult

“The Colonel says all attorneys should be named for blood sucking insects so we know up front who we are dealing with.”

— Sheila Turnage

“Q. What do lawyers wear to court? A. Lawsuits!”

— Ima Phuneewon

“My proctologist keeps in better touch than you do." - Knox”

— Dannika Dark

“We're your legal advisors.' Which they weren't, obviously. Reacher knew that. Army lawyers don't travel in pairs and breathe through their mouths.”

— Lee Child

“In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature.

— Stephen King

“Gene calmly said although he was getting a serious case of the vapors. “What?”

— Vivian Rose Lee

“But there is something else that I found in these documents that is far worse than the mosquito bites.”

— James Frazee

Sunlight is the best disinfectant, and the public is entitled to know what the legal views of a Supreme Court candidate are.

— Ayelet Shaked

“I've got so many lawyers waiting in line to see me, you'd think that tobacco was leaking from my breast implants.”

— Jimmy James

“It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.”

— steven wright

“Perhaps it’s an occupational hazard: I see dirt where others don’t.”

— Nita Prose