Dry-wit Quote by Joanna Bourne

“If all you have is straw for a bed, then make it the best straw bed in the world.”

— U K Hero

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous…

— Jarod Kintz

“I might foam at the mouth, but bring me a doll to play with, give me a cup of tea with sugar in it,…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“At last, giving me the boat's sail for a bed, he stretched himself out on the jagged rocks, and slept soundly as the unsanctified…

— Edward John Trelawny

“He and Marten may be needles in a haystack, but straw by straw the hay is being taken away. It's only a matter of…

— Allan Folsom

“Sometimes the last straw is heavier than it looks.”

— Debby Feo

“After walking for a long time, he finally pulled me near a copse of bamboo that was growing near a large teak tree. He…

— Colleen Houck

“Sip a cup of tea slowly and slide into a sleep that carries you back to those softer days when I cradled you in…

— Jenny Noble Anderson

“We clinked glasses. I took a sip. The tiny bubbles melted in my mouth and journeyed northward into my brain. Sweet.”

— John Green

“When you're asleep, no one asks you to do anything. No one expects anything of you. And you don't have to face any of…

— Stephanie Perkins

“The only thing that was actually effective at tricking my babies into sleeping was not something money could buy. It was me. Well, actually…

— Amber Dusick

“We make everything we wear or use here, awake or asleep; so I have made this bed, and now I am lying in it.”

— Margaret Atwood