Mother Quote by Jimmy Kimmel Download Open image “It's important not to forget today that mothers can also be annoying.” — Jimmy Kimmel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Mother Parenting
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Mothers can't go through the day without seeing their children smiling back at them... — Leonora R Aquino Copy Share Image
Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that Mother's Day is about making moms feel special and loved, and not just via material things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The essential thing about mothers is that one needs to know that they are there, particularly at that age when, paradoxically, one is trying… — Margot Fonteyn Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is not for celebrating moms. It's for celebrating all they've given us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Mother's Day. If anything, it's an affront to all women who think full-time moms have never worked a day in their lives.… — Kimberly Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
If you're like us -mothers with an attitude problem- you may be getting increasingly irritable about this chasm between the ridiculous, honey-hued ideals of… — Susan J. Douglas Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is a welcome event in partisan times. Nearly everyone agrees that we should show mothers gratitude. — John Dickerson Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is a bittersweet day for many of us. We all have mothers, but some of us have lost them. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting… — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I don't want to ruin it for you, but at the end, Voldemort kills Harry with a fairly vivious atomic wedgie. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother.… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
(knitting while on a motorcycle) "For several years she knitted in secret (my father would not approve; she was to concentrate on motorcycling and… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
My mother was strong-willed, demanding, and very supportive all at the same time. — Michael Spence Copy Share Image
Everything comes home, my mother used to say; every word spoken, every shadow cast, every footprint in the sand. It can't be helped; it's… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
One of the ways that I discovered my confidence and my ability to overpower is becoming a mother. Suddenly, my world wasn't about myself… — Lights Copy Share Image
Surely, if Mother Nature had been consulted, she would never have consented to building a city in New Orleans. — Mortimer Zuckerman Copy Share Image
Peace is the first thing the angels sang. Peace is the mark of the children of God. Peace is the nurse of love. Peace… — Pope Leo I Copy Share Image
I'm a strange mixture of my mother's curiosity; my father, who grew up the son of the manse in a Presbyterian family, who had… — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
