Life Quote by Jimmy Buffett

“Sometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas.”

— Sophie Monroe

When life gives you limes rearrange the letters until it spells smile.

— Sofie Christie

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.

— Demetri Martin

“I know I have bigger problems than who I’m not kissing right now but three margaritas in, I wonder how safe your number is…

— Trista Mateer

“Dizzy from weak-but-plentiful margaritas, I closed my eyes and let him lead, telling myself that the difference was the alcohol in my blood, nothing…

— Anonymous

Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit.

— Anonymous

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

— Jen Kirkman

“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas”

— JoAnne Kenrick

People ask me all the time, 'What do you do for Cinco de Mayo?' And my honest answer is always, 'When I was growing…

— Marcela Valladolid

If you're trying to get ahead in the corporate world, appearing smart in meetings should be your top priority. This can be hard if…

— Sarah Cooper

I don't take shots unless it's occasionally. I drink margaritas.

— GloRilla

For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's…

— Darynda Jones