"Newspapers are so boring. How can you read……" — Jimmy Breslin

"Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?"

— Jimmy Breslin

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38 Quotes by Jimmy Breslin

Jimmy Breslin has 38 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks…
Media, the plural of mediocrity.
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public…
Men in the uniform of Wall Street retirement: black Chesterfield coat, rimless glasses and the Times folded to the obituary…
Rage is ... This is Breslin's full quote: Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I…
A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that you found out about, and…
Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.
Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

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More Boring Quotes

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The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?' — Margaret Atwood
Perfection is boring. If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing. — Kevyn Aucoin
I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive. — Paul Auster
There is no singing anymore, everything is yelling and shouting and rapping and that is real boring to a guy… — Sebastian Bach
I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but… — Tom Baker
I have a fear of being boring. — Christian Bale
Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you… — Christian Bale
Happy relationships are boring. We all want them in our own life. But I don't want to watch them on… — Alan Ball
I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything… — J. G. Ballard
I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring. — Javier Bardem
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry

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