Audience Quote by Jim Henson

Character calls forth character.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice "Well, then," the Cat went on,…

— Lewis Carroll

“Your pony, he said as he stomped toward me. "I'm the farrier who is here to fix your pony." "I thought you were a…

— Jack Gantos

We had dogs when I was a kid. A labrador, called Brian, who gleefully tore the place apart - taking him for a walk…

— Angela Scanlon

Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some…

— E. B. White

“The dog barked and wagged his tail. He was a huge, shaggy creature, ten stone of dog at least, but friendly. 'Who does he…

— GEORGE R. R. MARTIN

“Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms round the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, in the starting cage.”

— David Mitchell

Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted…

— Mike Mills

“Bouncer, recognizing a well-wisher, got up, and thrust his cold, wet nose under her hand, assuming as he did so the soulful expression of…

— Georgette Heyer

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

— Roger Caras

“A voice from the creature, smooth as buttered oil. "He-llo," is said. "Ding-dong. You look remarkably like dinner." I'm Charlie Nancy," said Charlie Nancy.…

— Neil Gaiman

“Super toad!” Carol said. “What?” “I was trying out another expression. Instead of ‘holy cow,’ maybe you can just pick any adjective and any…

— Chad Morris