Funny facebook statuses Quote by Jess Download Open image “Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die” — Jess ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook statuses Trust
“NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 5 DAYS A MONTH AND DOESN’T DIE” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
“My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.” — Tommy Tran Copy Share Image
Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And if you're still bleeding. You're the lucky ones. 'Cause most of our feelings, they are dead and they are gone. — Lynn Copy Share Image
“Live it up Drink it down Party up && Never regret anything that made you smile :)” — Jess Copy Share Image
My love, My love why cant you wait for me instead of you always going and finding somebody else who does not loves you… — Jess Copy Share Image
“Because we have loved profoundly, Because we have given much, Because we have hoped passionately, Because we have desired intensely, We allow ourselves to… — Jess Copy Share Image
I love you? Too soon? I just met you! OMG! HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERES MY BATHSALTS YOUR… — Jess Copy Share Image
“Don't forget about the past, don't worry about the future, but love what's here now!” — Jess Copy Share Image
Ima Change My Car Honk To Make It Sound Like A Gun Shooting , Cause If Those Slow Ass Drivers , Slow Down Infront… — Zayra Smileyface Copy Share Image
Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , A Face Like Yours Belongs Ina Zoo , Now Don't Get Mad , Because I'm There… — MIrandaaBoo Copy Share Image
That akward moment when your 7 year old neighbor is dancing and saying hes a little sexy boy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Understanding a Girl is like Downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed & when u have downloaded 95%, you'll get an error.! — Mc Mimmos Copy Share Image
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes first. That way, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
