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That awkward moment when a 10 year old kid says; When I was a kid.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your kidness is mistaken for flirting.

— Zhat

That awkward moment when you're dancing like a hypocrite in your room and your brother walks in...Umm...

— Anonymous

It's the silliness--the profligacy, and the silliness--that's so dizzying: a seven-year-old will run downstairs, kiss you hard, and then run back upstairs again, all…

— Caitlin Moran

That awkward moment when you tell a kid hi and they just stare at you

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.

— Anonymous

“I didn’t know any sexy dance moves. I could just envision myself trying to be sexy and ending up looking like the kid from…

— Nicole Jacquelyn

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.

— Kevin Hart

“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on…

— Tara Sivec

“At night, I fly down to Earth, and I watch my littlest Babyboy sleep. He’s seven, and he’s got a picture of me on…

— Stephen Adly Guirgis

That awkward moment is when boys are in public places and they are on hard.

— Jakeeza Reed

That awkward moment when a fat kid says

— Anonymous