Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “Guidos are here! -Pauly D” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Germany, thanks for the water~ Now I can make pasta again~" -Italy” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
“When life gives you twists and turns, Chique Yourself Up in Italy!” — Barbara Conelli Copy Share Image
When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Take care, these Italians, full of failings, are neither you, nor me; they are your neighbors, the ones you meet on the staircase and… — Alberto Sordi Copy Share Image
“ Giorno ,” says one of the girls working behind the counter. She looks like she’s around my age, maybe a year or two… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
One doesn't come to Italy for niceness," was the retort; "one comes for life. Buon giorno! Buon giorno! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The spirit of Italy has taken over my soul. I'm relaxed, happy, warm. It's as if i'm part of the earth, not just standing… — Mary Hogan Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image