"Marriage is the result of the longing for……" — Jerry Lewis
"Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
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43 Quotes by Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lewis has 43 quotes on this site.
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?'…
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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or…
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The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I…
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I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just…
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I've had great success being a total idiot.
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(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work…
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You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
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Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.
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I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
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I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.
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Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
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I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something…
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More Bed Quotes
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I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks…
— Andrea Arnold
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
— David Attenborough
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back…
— Antonio Banderas
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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as…
— Tallulah Bankhead
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival…
— Djuna Barnes
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
— Roseanne Barr
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a…
— Lynda Barry
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to…
— Bernard Baruch
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our…
— George Ade
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