Quote by Jenny Baranick Download Open image ““Spelling can be as elusive as the female orgasm.”” — Jenny Baranick ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Perhaps I was being picky, but I really didn’t think being able to spell orgasm without being spotted a vowel was asking too much.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.” — Megan Hart Copy Share Image
“Every body allows that the talent of writing agreeable letters is peculiarly female.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“I’m a woman intent on reinventing herself at an age where wiser, saner women are slowing down. The captivating magic of words has infiltrated… — Daisy Dexter Dobbs Copy Share Image
“Sex pleasure in women is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spelled setreasure, but it’d still be just as pleasurable.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Stimulating a woman’s imaginings is the single most potent talent you can develop in any context of a relationship.” — Rollo Tomassi Copy Share Image
“[It] began to seem amazing how often it was assumed that having a vagina automatically meant I was less intelligent, talented, capable, and interesting… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
“As I do next to all women who glow with this kind of femininity, I feel like an impostor, a poor imitation of my… — Elif Shafak Copy Share Image
“She was highly gifted in the art of human intercourse which consists in delicate shades of self-forgetfulness and in the suggestion of universal comprehension.” — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“The difference between lay and lie is like the difference between sadism and masochism: one means doing something to someone (or something) else, while… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“We use the en dash when we want to express a range of values: Goldilocks will only sleep on Egyptian cotton sheets with a… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“Lacks commitment: I suppose I could marry Dan. Acknowledges commitment: I’m supposed to marry Dan.” — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“First impressions stick. That’s why it’s so important that we do tedious things like remember to wear deodorant, brush our teeth, and insert commas… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“The semicolon, my friends, is the punctuation mark we use to join two complete sentences. When we want to separate two complete sentences, we… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“Guys who kiss like they’re giving CPR should have to attend kissing classes. If I take out “who kiss like they’re giving CPR,” this… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“You may think that you don't need to worry about actually learning the grammar rules because spell check and grammar check will come to… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“In high school, I was such a slut. And I was not alone; most girls in my high school were total sluts. We didn’t… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“I am the English teacher who teaches the “boring stuff”— I teach a class on grammar called Writing Skills. My students think I love… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“A comma splice means that a comma has been inserted between two complete sentences.” — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“Incorrect: I use to be the most popular guy in school, but now I am the Thursday night trivia king at the local bar.… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“We might also want to use a semicolon to hold together two sentences to avoid giving the reader too much time to think about… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
