Hilarious Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She reached to give him an awkward hug, and when he hugged her back, his hand accidentally touched her belly. It was surprisingly hard…

— Victoria Dahl

“When I sit near you, my hands suddenly become alien things and I don't know where to put them or what they usually do,…

— pleasefindthis

“Really, is having your body taken by aliens all that bad?”

— San Francisco Chronicle

“The alien’s eyes locked onto the young, copper-headed, human female holding a metallic-looking canister in one hand. He hadn’t seen her approach. Am I…

— Mark Wayne McGinnis

“He followed it down, in full flight now, the trees beginning to close him in, malign and baleful shapes that reared like enormous androids…

— Cormac McCarthy

“And yet, when everything is alien the alien becomes familiar.”

— Matt Haig

“(Writers of Earth-invader science fiction, please remember to provide all your aliens with soft grasping hands or tentacles or some other fleshy fat appendages.)”

— Edward O. Wilson

“So what, we get in a big ring and poke each other with sticks while alien lizard men look on?”

— Caitlin Kittredge

“In no man's land, alien is the queen.”

— Toba Beta

“THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU When I sit near you, my hands suddenly become alien things and I don’t know where to put them…

— pleasefindthis

“WHAT did the man tell the ALIEN ? I AM A DOWN TO EARTH PERSON.”

— shaikh mustafa

“Slipping gingerly out of bed, half expecting some sort of neat-freak monster to grab me, I pressed my feet to the cold metal floor,…

— Bella Forrest