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• The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
• If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
• As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
• I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to… — Roseanne Barr
• Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and… — James M. Barrie
• In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
• Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. — Ambrose Bierce
• The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno
• I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
• People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down… — Linda Blair
• I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely
• These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the… — Michael Bloomberg

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