"Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately……" — Jennifer Crusie

"Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead."

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