"Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged……" — Jennifer Crusie
"Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start?"
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81 Quotes by Jennifer Crusie
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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly…
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight
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I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.
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You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope…
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Zach had brought her a dog.
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It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our…
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I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily…
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He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.…
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Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
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Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the…
— Wild Bill Hickok
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I doubt if Dickens did, especially his women-his pretty women-Mrs. Dombey, Florence, Dora, Agnes, Ruth Pinch, Kate Nickleby, little Emily-we…
— George du Maurier
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What does it mean when you hook up your work to that of a late modernist giant working in a…
— John Yau
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I don't have much time for shopping so I pick things up when I can. My favorite labels are APC,…
— Felicity Jones
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When I'm gone, you'll be sitting in a cafe and say, "Do you remember Agnes?"
— Agnes Denes
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Women don't paint very well. It's a fact. There are, of course, exceptions. Agnes Martin or, from the past, Paula…
— Georg Baselitz
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The world, dear Agnes, is a strange affair.
— Moliere
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…We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can…
— Terry Pratchett
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There's no "magic secret"; writing is like everything else; ten percent inspiration or talent, and ninety percent hard work. Persistence;…
— Marion Zimmer Bradley
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Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like.…
— Jennifer Crusie
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What she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine.
— Ken Follett
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By the tits of Holy Agnes
— Hilary Mantel
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