Gilda-joyce Quote by Jennifer Allison

“She says a wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth.”

— Kate Chopin

“How go the preparations for the wedding?” “Very well. How goes the world domination?” “It has its moments.”

— Ilona Andrews

“I hate parties. And a wedding is the biggest party of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always…

— Sarah Ruhl

“But I knew how the play would come out. This was like a dress rehearsal after the show has closed down.”

— Robert Penn Warren

“It is well. I go; but remember, I shall be with you on your wedding-night.”

— Mary Shelley

“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”

— Groucho Marx

“their wedding night and the life that would follow.”

— Grace Fisher

“I lay on the bed and shut my eyes, thinking that nobody really likes marriage, that it's a flawed arrangement, that people get enthusiastic…

— Frederick Barthelme

“on their wedding day?”

— Linda Lael Miller

“Let me just say that I now know what it feels like to be the last one to show up a party. There is…

— Julie Rainey

“I hate parties. And a wedding is the biggest party of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always…

— Sarah Ruhl

“Weddings are great, but they mostly end up in marriages and that is the problem.”

— Radovan Kavický