"If I could make crazy money just doing……" — Jen Kirkman
"If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do."
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43 Quotes by Jen Kirkman
Jen Kirkman has 43 quotes on this site.
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Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special."…
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People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll…
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I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people…
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I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about…
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I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of…
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Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions…
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I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper,…
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I think people with anxiety do different things during different years.
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Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I…
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I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked…
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I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"
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I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person…
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More Crazy Quotes
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one of 4,361 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.
— Richard Armitage
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
— Marcus Aurelius
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I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.
— Emilie Autumn
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I still get crazy once in a while, but just less crazy.
— Sebastian Bach
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded…
— Douglas Adams
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I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie…
— Christine Baranski
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I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever…
— Javier Bardem
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There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
— Edward Abbey
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
— Dave Barry
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I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
— Lynda Barry
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was…
— Drew Barrymore
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