Next door Quote by Jeff Lindsay

“That is the casualty of life in a small town. People scoop into your business, then hand out cones to anyone who asks for…

— Barbra Annino

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We ran around the party asking everyone for their opinion on having wallabies as pets. Between the opener and my shirt, within a half…

— Neil Strauss

“It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who thinks he's…

— Janet Evanovich

“Nobody tried to follow me when I left the coffeehouse at ten, or at least nobody but some of the overweight so-called wildlife that…

— Robin McKinley

“On these occasions I read quickly, voraciously, almost skimming, trying to get as much into my head as possible before the next long starvation.…

— Margaret Atwood

“My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all…

— Jarod Kintz

“All around him people were eating their unfood wih, if not actual evidence of enjoyment, then with no more actual disgust than was to…

— Terry Pratchett

“My house is like living with the circus. All we need is a midget and a bearded lady. Well, all we need is a…

— Dina Kucera

“Basically it’s a velociraptor with a fur coat and an outsize sense of entitlement. Right now it has convinced Pete that it is harmless,…

— Charles Stross

“Do you know what you can do in a van like that?” “Kill people,” Marc said. “Kidnap toddlers by luring them in with candy.…

— C. L. Stone

“There was a multitude of sexual scenarios, from a simple one-on-one couple fucking like bunnies to an outright orgy with no less than eight…

— Maya Banks