Quote by Jeff Dunham Download Open image ““Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.”” — Jeff Dunham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When I am dead, I charge you to mingle our ashes and bury us together.” — Madeline Miller Copy Share Image
“You need to stop or they're really going to kill you.What good will you be to us if you're dead?” — James Dashner The Kill Order Copy Share Image
“Remain silent about the dead, and they’ll never leave you in peace.” Second,” — Nina George Copy Share Image
“If you get killed, I swear I’ll bring you back from the dead just to kill you again myself!” — Kelsey Sutton Copy Share Image
“O my mistress, do not by any means destroy yourself, for if you live you may yet have good fortune but all the dead… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Troubles don't tarry. They will come, but they won't spend the night.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Jeff: Are you married? Bubba J.: Yep. Jeff: Your wife pretty? Bubba J.: Ye... no! Jeff: What's the difference? Bubba J.: The light.” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Look, I know I didn't finish school but that frickin' says 'Sa ntah ah nah!” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Even going to college, getting my degree in Radio TV and Film, as I was approaching the time when you have to decide on… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
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