Ur Dad Quote by Jeff Dunham Download Open image ““Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk!”” — Jeff Dunham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ur Dad
“Big Daddy: What makes you so restless, have you got ants in your britches? Brick: Yes, sir... Big Daddy: Why? Brick: - Something -… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
“Galaxy! When can a man know he is not a puppet? How can a man know he is not a puppet?” — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“His puppets have a nihilistic spirit, if you'd understand what I meant by that. Sometimes his puppets won't perform at all. He just lets… — Helen Oyeyemi Copy Share Image
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Jeff: Are you married? Bubba J.: Yep. Jeff: Your wife pretty? Bubba J.: Ye... no! Jeff: What's the difference? Bubba J.: The light.” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Look, I know I didn't finish school but that frickin' says 'Sa ntah ah nah!” — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Even going to college, getting my degree in Radio TV and Film, as I was approaching the time when you have to decide on… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Fucking hell. "Did you guys plan that out?" "Yeah, and if you don't fight us"--Hollywood bit down on his grape Tootsie-Pop--"we'll do it again--only… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
My brothers and I would try to talk our dad into letting us stay up and watch 'Star Trek.' I remember watching it and… — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’ve already learned, haven’t you, that a promise made is not always a promise kept? Just because someone is called your dad, that doesn’t… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn. — Megadeth Copy Share Image
“I need to ask, are you afraid of spiders?" Nicholas blinked, suddenly caught off guard, "Yes, I'm afraid of spiders." "Were you always?" "What… — Stephen M. Irwin Copy Share Image
“I knew." "What?" "I knew what you were then, Sophie. Your dad told me before the betrothal. And you told me about your grandmother,… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I think our dad and our mom have always told us that in racing we're a team, and we work together, and that's how… — Amber Cope Copy Share Image
Think back many years when I used to sneak In ya crib like this...Shh be quiet. Or your Dad will hear us and he's… — Bei Maejor Copy Share Image
“It’s funny, but when I talk about this business of my father and Valentina with my women friends, they’re absolutely appalled. They see a… — Marina Lewycka Copy Share Image
I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
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