Humor Quote by Jean Shepherd Download Open image ““Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.”” — Jean Shepherd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Getting Ready Humor Nostalgia
“Diving in is no fun, but it's a hell of a lot better than drowning.” — Cristina Alger Copy Share Image
“It’s adult swim time and I’m diving in here at the shallow end.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“School field trips had always been a welcome escape from routine, particularly when they'd involved aquariums or grown-ups dressed in colonial costumes.” — Kristin Gore Copy Share Image
“When working in the archive you will often find yourself thinking of this exploration as a dive, a submersion, perhaps even a drowning …… — Arlette Farge Copy Share Image
I remember going to my school careers advisor and asked about jobs that required scuba divers. It was a phase. — Paul Putner Copy Share Image
“What is school anyway but a preparation for the rest of your life.” — Marty MacCraken Copy Share Image
“You could start now, and spend another forty years learning about the sea without running out of new things to know.” — Peter Benchley Copy Share Image
“When you dive into the sea, you are diving into the origin of us all.” — Peter Godfrey-Smith Copy Share Image
“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank and a smile.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In all my years of New York cab riding I have yet to find the colorful, philosophical cabdriver that keeps popping up on the… — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
“Early December saw the first of the great blizzards of that year. The wind howling down out of the Canadian wilds a few hundred… — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle. — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally… — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
