Best Quote by Jay McLean

“The fucking you got was never worth the screwing you took.”

— Stephen King

“Well, screw him. I'd tried my best.”

— Charlaine Harris

“I’m not perfect. And I don’t have to be. I can figure it out as I go, and as long as I do the…

— Melissa Darnell

“It doesn’t much matter what you say when you’re screwing anyway. Or how you do it. Slow and gentle or fast and violent—it’s the…

— Emma Chase

“I don’t even want to ask,’ he said. ‘You two are the most fucked-up people I have ever met, and I specialize in fucked-up…

— Gillian Flynn

“Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It’s what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters.”

— Kimberly Lauren

“And that was one thing I didn't want: NO CASUAL SEX. I thought it was disgusting, the idea of just screwing around and then…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Also: do not fuck with someone until you know exactly who the fuck you're fucking with. And then don't do it.”

— Don Winslow

“You had sex with the guy I'm dating for my own good. That's really sweet. Thanks. But just to be clear, I don't need…

— Susan Mallery

“That's it for me. I'm fucked. As per usual. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Although come to think of it I was never…

— George Saunders

“I can understand your judgment. I know that I am a prostitute. I’m not proud of it.”

— Alessandra Torre

“I'm sorry for always being a screw up. Loving you is the only thing I ever did exactly right.”

— Shayne McClendon