Quote by Jasper Fforde Download Open image ““It has been long proved that everyone needs a butler.”” — Jasper Fforde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I couldn't do that much for my master then what kind of butler would I be, really.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We've got all night to make up for years of wondering about it." - Butler” — Cat Porter Copy Share Image
“It is sometimes said that butlers only truly exist in England. Other countries, whatever title is actually used, have only manservants.” — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
“He was a true English butler, just like his father before him, and his grandfather before that. Three generations; bred and butlered.” — Ken Magee Copy Share Image
“Is this the part where you tell me he’ll come around?” “Hell, no.” At least Phil Butler was an honest man. Five” — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“The butler went away among the abominable plants. The General spoke again, slowly, using his strength as carefully as an out-of-work show-girl uses her… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning something. The woman must have been… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Butler struggled from a tiny fairy chair. “Right, enough talk. I think it’s time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jeeves, of course, is a gentleman’s gentlemen, not a butler, but if the call comes, he can buttle with the best of them.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the rest of… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing; when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Sometimes your destiny takes you to dark places where you'd rather not be, but destiny, as they say, is destiny.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Whoever controls the supply of metaphor controls fiction! . . . Metaphor should be controlled. A glut on the market would make fiction overtly… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“A sloppy half-Windsor is the first symptom of serial indolence' she replied in the patronizing voice that Yellows reserved for Rule-breakers, 'and ignoring the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
The universe always moves from an ordered state to a disordered one; that a glass may fall to the ground and shatter yet you… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
