Quote by Jasper Fforde

“When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.”

— KC Rhoads

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

— Anonymous

“When he stops swinging fists and starts talking about love and sacrificing for others, that’s when you should pucker up for the real punch,…

— S.W. Southwick

“(The only time making a fist around the fork helps is when you want to stab someone because he’s stealing your food. Now I…

— John Elder Robison

“Some people would always have the nerve, that you're glad you dont have in your tooth.”

— Nikhil Sharda

“If you're supposed to sock somebody in the jaw, and you sort of feel like doing it, you should do it. I'm just no…

— J. D. Salinger

“I wanted so badly to kick in his perfectly white, good dental plan teeth.”

— Bobby Adair

“Have you ever tried to pick up your bloody teeth off the ground with a broken hand?”

— Gary Creekmore

“He’ll need a good beating from time to time. Be careful o’ his teeth, though. He bites.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I bit back a gag. “Gods, your breath is kicking.” I pulled the blade free, revolted by the sucking sound. “For real.” Cocking its…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Whenever you entertain the Bunch, Always plan to have a punch.”

— Mary Jane Remole

“The weakest punches are thrown with the tongue.”

— Robert Sharenow