Free Quote by Janelle James

I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm.

— Janelle James

He's done enough for me. He didn't make my career or anything. I was never close with Chris Rock. We went on tour together,…

— Janelle James

If you don't like your therapist, find another.

— Janelle James

It always is easier to have someone listen to you if you disarm them with the laughter first. It seems like a 'duh' kind…

— Janelle James

I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years.

— Janelle James

I'm never one to claim a celebrity as a friend unless I know their mama's name or something like that.

— Janelle James

Having someone else write for you is cake!

— Janelle James

I just like watching young women living for themselves and traveling.

— Janelle James

I suppose I'll do my dramatic turn that comedians do at some point, I'll do my 'Patch Adams' or what not.

— Janelle James

Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top, that's not…

— Janelle James

I wait till everyone leaves a social media site before I go on. I wait till everyone says it's over and then I'm like,…

— Janelle James

I enjoy Chris Rock. Bill Burr. Wanda Sykes. I enjoy the legends. But no one is like Richard Pryor. Before I knew what a…

— Janelle James