"Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of……" — Janeane Garofalo
"Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in."
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79 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo has 79 quotes on this site.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish.…
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People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just…
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I…
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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show…
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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid…
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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to…
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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think…
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker…
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No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but…
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A soul which gives itself to prayer, either much or little, should on no account be kept within narrow bounds.
— Teresa of Avila
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It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited…
— Douglas Adams
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
— Douglas Adams
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Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all…
— Saint Basil
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To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine.
— Max Beerbohm
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There is an immense, painful longing for a broader, more flexible, fuller, more coherent, more comprehensive account of what we…
— Saul Bellow
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To me, it really seems visible today that ethics is not something exterior to the economy, which, as technical matter,…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the…
— Benazir Bhutto
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers,…
— Ambrose Bierce
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Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
— Ambrose Bierce
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In order to get beyond racism, we must first take account of race. There is no other way. And in…
— Harry A. Blackmun
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