"I thought he worked for Heaven.' I thought…" — Jana Oliver

"I thought he worked for Heaven.' I thought I was in love."

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52 Quotes by Jana Oliver

Jana Oliver has 52 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has…
Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?
The next kiss deepened, became more urgent, needy. There was no space between them, and she could feel he enjoyed…
He pulled her into a tight embrace. There was the sting of tears on her cheeks, but they weren't hers.…
I'll be there for ya, girl. No matter what. Beck took a deep breath and released it slowly. He had…
Ya hafta be there for Beck. He only has you." Riley sighed. "I'll get the car.
That's Denver Beck, isn't it? Paul mentioned him. What's he like?" Ori asked. "Oh, where do I start? Beck's mouthy…
My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy.
Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.
Adults always acted like they could fix everything. But they can't. And they know it.
The End is Nigh!" the man shouted. "Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked. The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. "Ah,…
‎'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.

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