Money Quote by James Riley

“Jack turned red,"I kinda let a princess die." His grandfather groaned. "You do realize that's not a good thing to do, right?" the old…

— James Riley

“JACK!” May yelled. “NOW! SWORD HIM! SWORD HIM IN HIS FACE!”

— James Riley

“I was actually thinking about writing, maybe," Owen said. "About Charm?" Kiel asked, raising an eyebrow. "No?" Owen said, probably a bit too fast…

— James Riley

“You are awake,” Phillip said from his side. “I feared you were permanently injured.” “The day’s still young,” Jack told him, his head”

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“See, I like to think the point of life is to be happy,” Jack said with a shrug. “Also maybe not almost dying every…

— James Riley

“Thousand years, billion dollars,” May said to the monkey. “You. PAY.”

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“Fakin’? No,” the captain said, giving her a careful stare. “But don’t be misunderestimatin’ Captain Bluebeard anytime soon, lassie. I don’t be who ye…

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“There are those two German brothers offering to pay gold for stories," the golden imp said. "And there's a human in France who is…

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“War breaks out between the colors blue and red, though green seems jealous that it wasn’t involved. Yellow, meanwhile, hides in the corner.”

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“He was finally able to out-vague the Charmed One!”

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“He grinned. “Like when you’re right in the middle of the worst adventure imaginable, but for a minute, it’s just about sitting on a…

— James Riley

“Thank you, Pig Keeper," Phillip said, and placed a few gold coins in the boy's hand. The boy's eyes went wide as he felt…

— James Riley