Quote by James Patterson

“He [Vronsky] himself felt that, except that crazy fellow married to Kitty Shcherbatsky, who, quite irrelevantly had with rabid virulence told him a lot…

— Leo Tolstoy

“Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?”

— Vincent H. O'Neil

“Dr. Spiro seems to think I don't know how to behave in a mental institution.”

— Louise Wareham

“Is it considered a cliché to want to bang the shit out of your Human Sexuality professor?”

— Josie Leigh

“If you haven't caused a scene in a psych unit, it's just because you haven't been inside long enough.”

— Victor LaValle

“That's what a shrink is for; friends and neighbors; their job is to fuck the mentally disturbed and make them pregnant with sanity.”

— Stephen King

“He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane. Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.”

— Jordan Castillo Price

“I've had a few intense arguments with my boss who happens to be the object of my sexual fantasies.”

— J.L. McCoy

“He wondered what the collective noun was for psychologists: a shortage of shrinks? A confession of counsellors?”

— Daryl Gregory

“He kept telling me I was queer, and I didn't like it. The word, I mean. Shutting you away, somehow; roping you off with…

— Mary Renault

“I am not qualified to deal with this. Why does everyone I meet seem to have mental problems? Ah...but did they have mental problems…

— Eoin Colfer

“Alexey Alexandorivich had seen nothing striking or improper in the fact that his wife was sitting with Vronsky at a separate table, in eager…

— Tolstoy