"I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis……" — Unknown Author
"I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint."
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More Copulation Quotes
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Birth, and copulation, and death; that's all the facts when you come to brass tacks.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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It is a mark of a mean capacity to spend much time on the things which concern the body, such…
— Epictetus
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Sexual behavior in our species goes through three characteristic phases: pair formation, precopulatory activity, and copulation, usually but not always…
— Desmond Morris
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Without guilt / What is a man? An animal, isn't he? / A wolf forgiven at his meat, / A…
— Archibald MacLeish
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In general, I don't care for scenes of copulation.Certain functions of the human body are bloody private.
— William Holden
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Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy…
— Alan Moore
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Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.
— Walt Whitman
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Wit is the unexpected copulation of ideas.
— Patrick O'Brian
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Making love with a woman and sleeping with a woman are two separate passions, not merely different but opposite. Love…
— Milan Kundera
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Thus, in pornographic novels, action has to be limited to the copulation of clichés.
— Vladimir Nabokov
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Adriana loved even the rank animal smell of the man's body, her sweat-slicked breasts and belly flattened beneath him, and…
— Joyce Carol Oates
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Storytelling and copulation are the two chief forms of amusement in the South. They’re inexpensive and easy to procure.
— Robert Penn Warren
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