Told My Girlfriend Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list,… — Anthony Jeselnik
• I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — Unknown Author
• After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Joslan

Who Wrote These Told My Girlfriend Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Told My Girlfriend Quotes as follows:

• 1 Told My Girlfriend Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Told My Girlfriend Quote by Azgraybebly Joslan
• 1 Told My Girlfriend Quote by Anthony Jeselnik