"If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty……" — Jacob M. Appel
"If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty."
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23 Quotes by Jacob M. Appel
Jacob M. Appel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
- Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key…
- Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
- Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.
- This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the…
- I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....
- Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
- Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.
- If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men…
- I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause....
- A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by…
- Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.
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