Money Quote by Jack Monroe

I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure

— Kreayshawn

I spent 18 months with the furniture parked in front of the radiators, cooking as quickly as I possibly could to use the least…

— Jack Monroe

It took my parents years to save up for 'luxuries' like a fridge or a television, and we were always among the last in…

— John Virgo

Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off.

— Thegr81

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

— Gracie Allen

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home.

— Anonymous

Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup…

— Quicksilver

I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a…

— Alan Rickman

As a kid, I was just led out in the morning to go spend my day with my friends and just run in the…

— Adam Beach

Last year, I made a refrigerator in my basement. And I needed to because I needed to figure how - you know there is…

— Alton Brown

Until I was 16 or 17, we had no water. My mother had to cook water in a kettle, and once a week I…

— Udo Kier

We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.

— Tom Dreesen