Catcher in the rye Quote by J.D. Salinger

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, and I didn’t have my clerical costume on.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A friend sat next to a nun on a plane. He asked her what she missed most. "Wearing blue jeans," she replied.”

— Amy Krouse Rosenthal

“Mary liked to arrange picnics with the kids, and we’d take them to the Willow Grove Amusement Park. I wasn’t always running. When they…

— Charles Brandt

“Nun's are people too.”

— Sammy Burchell

“Angie gave me the glare -- the one that promised retribution, lameness, death, and worst of all, withholding of sexual favors, all with one…

— Giacomo Giammatteo

“Where would you like me to take you?" "Oh, Monksie, you know how I've always been about traveling. You decide. I'll be happy with…

— Percival Everett

“They say good girls like bad boys. Opposites attract. Mary loved me, but her family hated me. They thought I was what they used…

— Charles Brandt

“Their laughter seemed to have turned into low whispering now. It never ceases to amaze me, the things they find interesting, amusing or unusual.…

— Gail Honeyman

“I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the…

— Moon Unit Zappa

“I sat there for a moment and thought about my mom. It was her groans of pain that would get me the most. Sometimes…

— Adam Rapp

“I am the sum of all somes, with a few scattered nones and nuns thrown in (though I didn’t throw the nuns in, as…

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh, a very sorry people, yes, Did I find here. Oh, they had no music, And they had no beer. And, oh, everywhere Where…

— Kurt Vonnegut