Quote by J Cole

If I had a baby mama she would probably be richer then a lot of you niggas.

— Drake

She say that nigga rap, I say he couldn't wrap a mummy. But let me pass the weed, and stop passin' judgement.

— Lil Wayne

Mama tried to raise a lady, but daddy won, he raised a lady who doesn't take shit from anyone.

— Miranda Lambert

She ain't crying over no nigga she ain't weak man, the kinda bitch that put a real nigga on his feet man.

— Webbie

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any…

— Louis C. K

My baby momma harder then a lot of you niggas. Keep it 100, hit the lottery niggas. You ain't about that life ain't gotta…

— Jay Z

She soft as a bush nigga she purple like kush nigga. We high on that money nigga we get it from cook nigga.

— Birdman

Mama tried to raise a lady, but Daddy won. He raised a lady that doesn't take crap from anyone.

— Myself

I'M PISSIN' ON GROWN WOMEN. R. KELLY DO IT TO CHILDREN.

— Curtis Jackson

Hey girls on the Maury show; If you're not 100% sure someone is your baby daddy don't make an ass out of yourself.

— Anonymous

I know your type. Yeah daddy's lil' girl. Just take a bite. Let me shake up your world.

— Cobra Starship

Shes so sophisticated. She'll catch a nigga nut and then refrigerate it. I wear a rubber and we fuck 'til we dehydrated. I pull…

— Lil Wayne