Family Quote by J Cole

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.

— Cesar Millan

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

— Woodrow Wilson

Dogs aren't like family members, they are family members.

— Frank DeCaro

Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away.

— Sarah Moores

I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch.

— Anonymous

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from…

— David Rosenfelt

You know if there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you're probably not going to assume something good about that dog, and…

— Benjamin Carson

“He’s a dog, not a son.”

— Sansa Rayne

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn…

— Jack Handey

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from…

— Kathy Lette

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

— Tom Regan

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT!…

— Dave Barry