Quote by J.C. Daniels Download Open image ““I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.”” — J.C. Daniels ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I didn't move for probably ten more minutes. I wasn't sure if I could. If I moved, I just might shatter.” — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image
“It was a seductive thing, full of promise. Full of warmth and wonder and lies.” — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image
“But of course, instead of saying something honest like Yes, bitch, it hurts, Damon just shrugged.” — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image
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“Child, you suffer from an excess of great stupidity or great bravery. I'm not sure which.” — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image
“Keeping my voice level, I shook my head. Mustn't enrage the antisocial monster standing five feet away.” — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image
“I’m part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one.” Flashing his teeth at me, he added, “Aren’t you… — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image
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“In the back of my mind, some part of me thought: Pretty... And I immediately wanted to punch myself.” — J.C. Daniels Copy Share Image