Mom Quote by Insane Clown Posse

My mom makes my dress pants.

— Shawn Bradley

“My mom always said to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. What she didn’t say was make sure your underwear drawer is…

— Katrina Abbott

My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started…

— Joey Adams

I fucked your mom in the butt

— Your Daddy

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!

— Insane Clown Posse

My mother cleaned houses. I washed dishes.

— Eric Adams

When I go home, I still have to clean my room; I still have to do the dishes. We have somebody come every now…

— Christina Milian

Mum was nuts - you'd get a bucket of water over you if you refused to get out of bed.

— Phil Taylor

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...]

— Lauren Child

Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.

— Anonymous

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

— Zach Galifianakis

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR…

— Sheryne Brooks