Crooked Quote by Immanuel Kant

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.

— Anonymous

Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.

— Mencius

Crooked things may be as stiff and unflexible as streight: and Men may be as positive and peremptory in Error as in Truth.

— John Locke

God draweth straight lines but we call them crooked.

— Horace Mann

No matter how sturdy, erudite or judicious you may be; you can never straighten out what is crooked; neither can you count things that…

— Samuel Kermis

Say straighten yuh crooked ways. Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly. Selassie I liveth every time.

— Capleton

If a straight man dresses well, chances are he's not straight.

— Claudia Winkleman

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

— Jennifer Crusie

Some, it seems to me, elect their rulers for their crookedness. But I think that a straight stick makes the best cane, and an…

— Henry David Thoreau

You got to take the crookeds with the straights. That's what Papa used to say.

— August Wilson

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.

— Stephen Fry

The gentleman is solid mahogany; the fashionable man is only veneer.

— J. G. Holland