Quote by Ian Shircore

“A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“A kitchen is not quite a kitchen without something stuck to the fridge.”

— K.M. Golland

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Words pick up flavors and odors like butter in a refrigerator.”

— John Steinbeck

“Who could say why a family decided to have a certain style, to tell the jokes it did, to put up its particular refrigerator…

— Meg Wolitzer

“They say I'm half a man. What does that make the lot of you?”

— George R.R. Martin

“You could tell a lot about a person from their fridge magnets, not that he'd thought much about them at the time.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Who knows what lies in the hearts of men? And more importantly, who cares so long as they open our jars and kill spiders?”

— Candace Vianna

“I know when a man's hungry. And if you'd use your woman parts more often, you'd know, too!”

— Nalini Singh

“A house full of condiments and no real food. If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I open the refrigerator. I decide against the half a lemon and jar of Gulden’s mustard and on the spur of the moment choose…

— Fran Lebowitz