Attorney Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

“I suggest you listen to your attorney the next time he tells you not to talk.”

— Timothy M. Burke

Lawyer even sounds like liar.

— Walter Mosley

I answered their questions truthfully and honestly, but I would prefer not to say more. I assume the information was routed back and that…

— Jeff Gannon

“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

— Hosho McCreesh

You're an Attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody.

— Jean Giraudoux

“But they argued as lawyers do, they twisted every answer I gave until it sounded like the opposite meaning, and I became so confused…

— S.J. Parris

“The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't know what he meant by 'they're after me.' And then I said, 'You know, Bobby, I'm here for you. If you need…

— Tommy Bond

“I spread my arms wide like a minister in front of his flock. "My pulpit is the well of the courtroom. I preach to…

— Michael Connelly

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

— Will Rogers

I carried out my orders until arrested. I had no sense that I was spying, and I ask that this be taken into account…

— Witold Pilecki

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja