Awkward Quote by Hunter S. Thompson Download Open image “Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.” — Hunter S. Thompson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Awkward Inspirational Love Sex
Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.' — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sex is the most important sort of adult play. If you can't relax here you never will — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
I've never gone to the bedroom when I was starting out and practiced away. — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
Awkward, odd, and difficult situations will always present themselves. You just have to stay cool and work through them. — Erik Apple Copy Share Image
May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't get too close to groupies In the club they pickpocket you for your room keys and show up at your hotel lobby.… — Ryan Leslie Copy Share Image
The best feeling when you are in the most awkward situation and no one is watchin. — Pappi Reddy Copy Share Image
“There was also the fact that sending a penniless writer to get $135 worth of beer was — as Khrushchev said of Nixon —… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Cases of champagne and scotch lay broken in the street, and everyone I saw had a bottle. They were screaming and dancing, and in… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb grey hairs” — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Paranoia is just another mask for ignorance. The truth, when you finally chase it down is almost always far worse than your darkest visions… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was their geographical… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Having to talk to people was the one thing, but soliciting conversation was something else. If I acted squirmy or didn't make eye contact,… — Hilary Thayer Hamann Copy Share Image
I'm an American, and always will be. I happen to love that big, awkward, sprawling country very much - and its big, awkward, sprawling… — James Jones Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
The creation of George Smiley, the retired spy recalled to hunt for just such a high-ranking mole in 'Tinker, Tailor,' was extremely personal. I… — John le Carre Copy Share Image
A new constitution should be more amendable. A needlessly confusing system of courts should be altered to produce an arrangement that would be simple,… — Charles Edison Copy Share Image
I don't really have loads of friends - three or four who are close. The thing that I love the most is playing with… — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Yeah, it was horrible! I mean really horrible. I felt incredibly awkward. It was not something I was [looking forward to]. I don't know,… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
Steadying herself with both hands on the table, she managed an awkward bow… 'Your Highness,' she stammered, head lowered... The prince flinched and cast… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
I never felt comfortable in real life very well. It's always been an awkward kind of thing for me. — Nick Nolte Copy Share Image