Quote by Huey Freeman Download Open image “Do you realize I'm doin' prostitute laundry?! Do you have any idea of how DISGUSTING that is?!” — Huey Freeman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Nothing is so disgusting to our sex as want of cleanliness and delicacy in yours. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier. — Frank Serpico Copy Share Image
What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
“Obi-Wan Kenobi once said ‘your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.’ It seems to be getting harder. Distinguishing reality from the illusions people… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Robert Jebediah Freeman had sworn a lifetime intifada against the movie theater industry for exorbitant prices and poor customer service, which, interestingly enough, did… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that enclosing your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
The problem with restraining speech is, who gets to set the rules? If it's only okay in a certain time or place, who gets… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
The world is a hard and lonely place, and nobody gets anything for free, and you wanna know what else? one day: you and… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image